ARRRRR! It be me - The One Eyed Geek. This be a special postin' on me Blog. All of ye Mates and Wenches pay heed to what I have ta say 'ere --
September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day. You just have to talk like a pirate. There be no seawater or hardtack involved. Ye jus' Talk Like A Pirate. Ye Mates and Wenches are all obligated to parley and become Pirate Talkin' scum for a day. If'n ye are hankerin' fer more data - well - ye should be a'raisin' yer anchor and set sail fer the likes of this location on the Big Chart of the Open Seas -
There be Pirates there! <- Talk Like a Pirate Website
There be technology involved fer ye what R Pirates and have a majik
computin' box - they calls it - a keyboardin' device -
So - ye all have a swell Pirate Talkin' Day -- may the wind back at yer backs and prosperous landfall soon in yer futures!
Rum all 'round me hearties.
And fer the rest of ye scalliwags what don't Talk Like a Pirate -- ye git ta Walk the Plank to be in Davy Jones' Locker. Dead Men Tells No Tales! Off with ye now! Arrrr!
(Lyrics by Xavier Atencio and music by George Bruns)
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.